THE PRODUCT
GLOSSIER: BALM DOTCOM
I’m always on the continual hunt for the perfect lip balm; something that maintains hydration, with impactful ingredients, and ideally provides mild aesthetic appeal when applied. So like all of their products, I’ve been intrigued to do a thorough examination and review of the Glossier Balm Dotcom.
Is it worth the hype?
Or is it just another lip balm beautifully packaged to market the Millennial set?
In the past, I’ve used brands like Vaseline, Carmex, and Blistex. And who remembers Bonnie Bell Lipsmackers as a kid?
I do!
They were the OG of flavored lip products in the late 70s, way before Glossier founder (and CEO) Emily Weiss was even born!
But when Glossier launched their Balm Dotcom line, it had me curious to see what was all the fuss about for this lip and skin salve. Truth be told, a part of me was curious for those nostalgic days of flavored lip balms.
One thing we quickly noticed was that the eleven (11) ingredients in the Original flavor marked the actual base formulation for all of the other five (5) flavors.
Alright then, let’s look at the ingredients for the Glossier Balm Dotcom for all flavors (Original, Birthday, Rose, Cherry, Mint, Coconut)!
THE INGREDIENTS
Original Flavor and Base Formulation
Birthday Flavor
See Original flavor for base formulation.
Rose Flavor
See Original flavor for base formulation.
Cherry Flavor
See Original flavor for base formulation.
Mint Flavor
See Original flavor for base formulation.
Coconut Flavor
See Original flavor for base formulation.
THE CLAIMS
All balm flavors claim:
“hypoallergenic, dermatologist tested, long-lasting moisture, paraben free, cruelty free”
Ok, the claims as detailed on the Glossier Balm Dotcom website for the following:
Original Flavor and Base Formulation
“Castor Seed Oil: A natural plant extract, the thick emollient has unique water-binding properties that keep moisture locked in.
Beeswax: A natural emollient which acts as a protective barrier.
Lanolin: A natural emollient that’s good for sensitive skin.
Cupuacu Fruit Extract: An organic, long-lasting moisturizer with Omega-6 and Omega-9 fatty acids that melts into skin on contact.
Rice Bran & Rosemary Leaf Extracts: Antioxidants to combat free-radical skin damage.”
Ok, let’s parse this baby to its bare bones based on its ingredients:
Glossier Balm Dotcom (Original Flavor and Base Formulation)
Substantiated | Claims | What's the Problem? |
---|---|---|
👍🏻 | Castor Seed Oil: A natural plant extract | None |
👍🏻 | Castor Seed Oil: Thick emollient has unique water-binding properties that keep moisture locked in. | None |
👍🏻 | Beeswax: A natural emollient which acts as a protective barrier. | None |
👍🏻 | Lanolin: A natural emollient | None |
🚫 | Lanolin: Good for sensitive skin. | No product-specific data to substantiate claim - with studies indicating that lanolin is a potential allergen for some individuals. |
👍🏻 | Cupuacu Fruit Extract: With Omega-6 and Omega-9 fatty acids | None |
👍🏻 | Cupuacu Fruit Extract: Long-lasting moisturizer that melts into skin on contact. | None |
👍🏻 | Rice Bran Extract: Works to increase the skin's moisture content and boost elasticity. | None |
👍🏻 | Rosemary Leaf Extract: Works to increase the skin's moisture content and boost elasticity. | None |
🚫 | Hypoallergenic | Inconclusive due to limited information and regulations. |
🚫 | Dermatologist tested | Inconclusive due to limited information and regulations. |
👍🏻 | Long-lasting moisture | None |
👍🏻 | Paraben free | None |
🚫 | Cruelty free | Inconclusive due to limited information and regulations. |
All Flavors
“Birthday Flavor: Smells like cake (at a surprise party with rainbow confetti—the corner piece with the most frosting)
Rose Flavor: Smells unlike any other rose: sugary sweet, fully bloomed, and freshly cut.
Cherry Flavor: Smells like fun: tangy cherry candies, the perfect playlist, and three-day weekends.
Mint Flavor: Smells like a fresh start: strong mouthwash, crisp morning breeze, and a fully-charged phone—plus menthol for a tingly, cooling sensation.
Coconut Fragrance: Smells like vacation: coconut, after-sun lotion, and warm sand.”
See Original (base) flavor for additional claims.
Ok, let’s parse this baby to its bare bones based on its ingredients:
Glossier Balm Dotcom (All Flavors)
Substantiated | Claims | What's the Problem? |
---|---|---|
👍🏻 | Birthday Flavor: Smells like cake (at a surprise party with rainbow confetti—the corner piece with the most frosting) | This is an artificially derived scent. |
👍🏻 | Rose Flavor: Smells unlike any other rose: sugary sweet, fully bloomed, and freshly cut. | Ingredients do not include rose oil. Artificially derived scent. |
👍🏻 | Cherry Flavor: Smells like fun: tangy cherry candies, the perfect playlist, and three-day weekends. | Ingredients do not include cherry extract. Artificially derived scent. |
👍🏻 | Mint Flavor: Smells like a fresh start: strong mouthwash, crisp morning breeze, and a fully-charged phone—plus menthol for a tingly, cooling sensation. | None |
👍🏻 | Coconut Fragrance: Smells like vacation: coconut, after-sun lotion, and warm sand. (Ingredients do not include coconut oil. Therefore, this is an artificially derived scent). | Ingredients do not include coconut oil. Artificially derived scent. |
SKIN TYPE & USE
According to Glossier, the balms were formulated and should be applied per the following:
- Original Flavor: Apply a small amount with fingers to any part of the body that needs extra moisture, especially lips, cuticles, and rough patches.
- Birthday: Swipe onto lips for long-lasting hydration and a shimmery sheen. For an instant mood lift, place opening of tube beneath nostrils and breathe deeply.
- Rose: Swipe onto lips for long-lasting hydration and an ultra dewy sheen. For an instant mood lift, place opening of tube beneath nostrils and breathe deeply.
- Cherry: Swipe onto lips for long-lasting hydration and an ultra dewy sheen. For an instant mood lift, place opening of tube beneath nostrils and breathe deeply.
- Mint: Swipe onto lips for long-lasting hydration and an ultra dewy sheen. For an instant mood lift, place opening of tube beneath nostrils and breathe deeply.
- Coconut: Swipe onto lips for plumping hydration, and on eyelids and cheekbones for an ultra dewy sheen. Massage into cuticles and rough patches for reparative moisture. For instant vacation, place opening of tube beneath nostrils and breathe deeply.
THE GOOD & THE BAD
As much as I don’t want to give bad marks, there are a few. One critical complaint is the added parfum/fragrance ingredient.
Why, Glossier, why?!
It was hard to match a flavor claim with a particular scent when what is included is listed as just an “aroma/flavor” or added “fragrance” with varying pigments to denote a particular change in flavor by way of color.
I’m baffled as to why Glossier never thought to just include plain ol’ coconut oil for the Coconut flavored Balm Dotcom and resorted to using “parfum” or “fragrance” instead. With the availability of botanical oils and this new wave of “green” beauty, one would think they’d consider the use of these ingredients and components first before resorting to synthetic aromas and fragrances.
Why not include applicable oils/extracts for some of the flavors?
Here are some examples that could have been used instead of mysterious fragrances or aroma descriptors:
Next, the use of sodium saccharin.
This just baffles me.
I guess the good folks at Glossier were trying to mimic that birthday cake memory. Though I’d gladly relinquish any sugary taste or smell if it meant NOT using this artificial sweetener with varying studies pointing to it its carcinogenic capacity.
Then there is the use of alumina; which functions as an abrasive, absorbent, anti-caking agent, bulking agent, and opacifying agent. And as we noted in the review, some studies have pointed to potential health issues due to exposure to aluminum oxide.
And finally, the use of potentially oestrogenic affecting benzyl benzoate just seems rather strange. If benzyl benzoate is used as a preservative, fragrance ingredient, or pH adjuster; then surely there are certainly better alternatives out there. That’s my personal opinion.
THE UGLY (PRICE)
Balm Dotcom (Original, Birthday, Rose, Cherry, Mint, Coconut) ($12)
DO I NEED THIS?
In the end, this is a lip balm and does contain some good botanical and even synthetic ingredients that support their claims.
So whether you choose to spend $12 for a tube of Glossier lip product, purchase online for other alternatives (see Dupes), or head to your local drugstore
DUPES
Original Flavor:
URANG S.O.S. Multi Balm With Tamanu
Birthday Flavor:
Innisfree My Lip Balm (Sky Vanilla Tea)
TREAT Jumbo Lip Balm (Birthday cake)
Rose Flavor:
Babo Botanicals Lip Tint Conditioner SPF 15
Innisfree My Lip Balm (Dried Rose Tea)
Herbivore Botanicals Coco Rose Lip Tint – Coral
Cherry Flavor:
Innisfree My Lip Balm (Sun Kissed Cherry Tea)
Mint Flavor:
100% Pure Organic Mint Lip Balm
100% Pure Organic Mint Mojito Lip Balm
Innisfree My Lip Balm (Green Peppermint Tea)
Coconut Flavor:
DedCool Chazstick Lip Balm (Coconut Milk)
ARE THE CLAIMS BACKED BY SCIENCE?
For the most part, the majority of the ingredients matched with its applicable claim. However, we noticed very quickly that the differences between each flavor was minimal.
In fact, outside of adding the following ingredients, each balm was essentially just the Original flavor but merely re-packaged:
- Pigments
- Mysterious “aroma” or “flavors”
- Parfum/fragrance
- Sodium saccharin
- Alumina
- Benzyl Benzoate
As usual, our advice would be to take heed to what can be drawn from some of these ingredients. Is it worth the sacrifice if there is no plausible benefit?
Truth be told, I’m not immune to the dazzling marketing effects of Glossier. They really do make you want to spend all your money on pink and red packaging.
But packaging aside, the reality is how you go about selecting what products go on your skin, whether these ingredients provide benefits, and whether these benefits outweigh any potential sensitivities or issues.
The choice is yours. Always.
Until my next review!